::09:13:09::
::: Joke Factory :::
While in Iraq four soldiers walked into a bar the first soldier was Black, the second was White the third was Hispanic and the fourth soldier was Asian.The bartender looked up and said "What the f_ck are you doing here?"
On a porn set an actress slipped and fell face first into a actors penis sustaining a eye injury.The physician on the set said she would be ok but she might be a little cockeyed from now on.
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::09:30:08::
::: Every thing :::
I want to share every thing with you your joy. Your happiness... (See more on the Gabrial Page)
::06:27:08::
::: Single and Sober :::
I went to my friend’s engagement dinner/congratulatory party/death sentence on Friday and there wasn’t a bar. We toasted the soon to be bride and groom... (See more on the Fresh Banana Puddin' Page)
::06:15:08::
::: Liberation Advancement :::
Professor: Have you considered moving forward in your Women’s Studies? Perhaps going for a Graduate Degree in Feminism... (See more on the Rachel Eagle Reiter Page)
::06:11:08::
::: Freudy :::
You can use these phrases for bumper-stickers, tee-shirts... (See more on the Rachel Eagle Reiter Page)
::06:08:08::
::: Freud is Fab :::
Freudian Expressions you can use:
put them on tee-shirts, bumper-sticker,
or write them on your forehead with a
magic marker: do whatever you like... (See more on the Rachel Eagle Reiter Page)
::06:05:08::
::: Jimmy's Fear :::
Dramatic Dialogue - Rachel Eagle Reiter
W1: I need your help.
W2:
About... (See more on the Rachel Eagle Reiter Page)
::06:05:08::
::: Is Lauren in Love? :::
Dramatic Dialogue -[continued from...Jimmy's Fear]
W2:
How's Jimmy doing?
W1:
We found a good Psychiatrist... (See more on the Rachel Eagle Reiter Page)
::06:05:08::
::: Not Funny :::
M:
I've got a joke ABOUT YOU.
W:
I refuse to hear it... (See more on the Rachel Eagle Reiter Page)
::06:05:08::
::: Self-Meds :::
M1:
Hey...look at that stunningly beautiful woman getting her drink on, she keeps looking over here...between shots... (See more on the Rachel Eagle Reiter Page)
::06:05:08::
::: Man Takes Keys :::
W:
I've got a Joke for you...
M:
Tell me... (See more on the Rachel Eagle Reiter Page)
::06:05:08::
::: Nympho-Dessert :::
M1:
What sort of Dessert are you having if you go to bed with a Nymphomaniac?...(See more on the Rachel Eagle Reiter Page)
::06:05:08::
::: Pet :::
M1:
What's a Pet name for a Nymphomanic?... (See more on the Rachel Eagle Reiter Page)
::06:05:08::
::: Feminist Fantasy :::
M1:
I'm NEVER dating another Nymphomaniac again... (See more on the Rachel Eagle Reiter Page)
::06:05:08::
::: Pro-create! :::
Noticing their inventory was low, the local sperm bank... (See more on the JonJohn Page)
::06:05:08::
::: APA amusement :::
WOMAN1:
I'm concerned for you: you're not trying so hard at life--the way you used to... (See more on the Rachel Eagle Reiter Page)
::05:30:08::
::: Smoked Ribs :::
I found this great recipe in a Cook"s Illustrated magazine on how to make these awesome smoked ribs in your own oven. So, I marinated a rack of baby back pig ribs overnight in... (See more on the Booger Hank Page)
::05:30:08::
::: cup of comfort :::
PSYCHIC:
What question do you have for me?... (See more on the Rachel Eagle Reiter Page)
::05:30:08::
::: Robot Chat :::
I'm publishing this as a joke [and to some of you it will seem to be just that] but in reality there is NOTHING inane about the ROBOTIC REVOLUTION... (See more on the Rachel Eagle Reiter Page)
::05:26:08::
::: Cloverdale Police Log Haiku :::
Tagless pet runs wild
known by animal control
so what else is knew... (See more on the Booger Hank Page)
::05:23:08::
::: Strawberry innuendo :::
A strawberry farmer asks his wife, " If I said your lips were ripe strawberries would you give me a taste?"... (See more on the Maudlin Park Page)
::05:19:08::
::: dc comix :::
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::05:15:08::
::: Pleasure Cruise :::
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::04:19:08::
::: Too Hot :::
One hot summer day, I asked my 5-year-old niece… (See more on the David Wyatt Page)
::04:19:08::
::: Elevated Elevator :::
What’s the deal with elevators.. How come no one talks in elevator. People don’t even look at each other. There is an obvious... (See more on the Bic Page)
::04:18:08::
::: Smart Guy :::
So, I was in Paris, France with a friend of mine and we saw this rambling lunatic walking... (See more on the Jade Shames Page)
::04:14:08::
::: Helen’s Face :::
Girl: Are you here to grant me my birthday-wish...
God-Mother: Whatever you wish, my child... (See more on the Rachel Eagle Reiter Page)
::04:14:08::
::: Whistles :::
Man1: Good Morning!
Walking woman: [ignores]... (See more on the Rachel Eagle Reiter Page)
::04:08:08::
::: Vashti and Esther :::
Q. What’s the difference between a Vashti... (See more on the Rachel Eagle Reiter Page)
::04:08:08::
::: Nightmare :::
Q. What is the worst nightmare... (See more on the Rachel Eagle Reiter Page)
::03:31:08::
::: ManTalk :::
Man1:
Women have been encouraged along the path of sexual liberation so far that... (See more on the Rachel Eagle Reiter Page)
::03:31:08::
::: BodyTalk :::
Woman:
Everybody is getting their boobs done... Should I?... (See more on the Rachel Eagle Reiter Page)
::03:24:08::
::: BustTalk :::
WOMAN 1:
I’m getting implants.
WOMAN 2:
Don’t. Less is more... (See more on the Rachel Eagle Reiter Page)
::02:19:08::
::: Thick :::
Your mother’s moustache... (See more on the Money Russ Page)
::02:19:08::
::: So Baaaad :::
The Knicks are so bad, last time... (See more on the Money Russ Page)
::02:19:08::
::: Being Late :::
Sorry, but the reason I was late was that I was pulled over... (See more on the Money Russ Page)
::02:18:08::
::: When I Was Younger :::
When I was in my twenties I used to worry about what everyone thought about me... (See more on the The Little Writer Page)
::02:15:08::
::: Doctor Chatter :::
Doctor1: We cannot treat Nymphomania. It is out of the question. We will have... (See more on the Rachel Eagle Reiter Page)
::02:15:08::
::: The Bargain :::
RACHEL: My sweet, darling, perfect sister...
LEAH: What do YOU want... (See more on the Rachel Eagle Reiter Page)
::02:15:08::
::: Garden Chatter :::
GOD: Now, my children. Each of you are getting the boot. Go on. Get out of the garden... (See more on the Rachel Eagle Reiter Page)
::11:04:07::
::: 8 feet Tall :::
Teller: Did you hear about the guy who was... (See more on the Daniel Zielaski Page)
::11:01:07::
::: Fish and Meat :::
What is the difference betwee... (See more on the Tony Page)
::10:29:07::
::: My Journey on the Appalachian Trail :::
Somewhere around my Sophomore year in college I began to feel a little tied down. I was completing all of my coursework and having a great time but I couldn't help but feel like something was missing... (See more on the Daniel Zielaski Page)
::10:24:07::
::: Bad Sequels :::
There are a lot of bad sequels out. There's a director now... (See more on the Jane Haze Page)
::10:24:07::
::: Robot Sex :::
It sucks when guys fall asleep after sex, but robots... (See more on the Jane Haze Page)
::10:23:07::
::: Was Up Boo? :::
Teller: Did you hear about the ghost that lived in the... (See more on the Daniel Zielaski Page)
::10:23:07::
::: Souper Hero :::
Teller: Did you hear about the guy who could read
minds after... (See more on the Daniel Zielaski Page)
::10:23:07::
::: Russian Football :::
Teller: Did you hear that they tried to start a football team in Moscow... (See more on the Daniel Zielaski Page)
::10:23:07::
:::Gay Marriage :::
I was having a very heated discussion with my brother over the gay marriage issue. His argument was... (See more on the Crankee Yankee Page)
::09:20:07::
Do black folks like Chicken, No, black folks Love Chicken! Do black folks like watermelon, No, black folks Love watermelon... I don't know... Check out this YouTube video...
::09:15:07::
Today's ebonic' word is feena'. Let's use it in a sentence... (See more on the Sammy D Page)
::08:07:07::
Today's ebonic' word is omelet. Let's use it in a sentence “I shudda' slapped da f*ck out yo ass for what you did but omelet' dat sh*t go”!
Submitted by: ~ Luck
::07:26:07::
“Things you do not want your doctor to say ” "Damn that thing wide open now… I'm hoping... (See more on the Sammy D Page)
Reasons why People break up "Girl, you almost make me wanna... (See more on the Sammy D Page)
::12:20:06::
“Things you do not want to hear” So when you say leave... You mean come back later... (See more on the Sammy D Page)
::11:02:06::
“Things you do not want to hear” "Well it is our first date but asking for a dry hump isn't too... (See more on the Sammy D Page)
“When it all falls down ” When it all falls down:"Oh thats a under developed leg with... (See more on the Sammy D Page)
::08:16:04::
I was given a Joke today... Like to ... (See more on the Sammy D Page)
::06:17:04::
If somebody is robbing you and they don't have arms is it still armed... (See more on the Sammy D Page)
::05:14:04::
When it all falls down: “I never thought I would be... (See more on the Sammy D Page)
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