::11:04:08::

::: Double Dose of Viagra :::

A man goes to the doctor and says "hey doc, i need a double dose of Viagra." The doctor says, " well, that's really not healthy... (See more on the Jessica Reynolds Page)

::11:02:08::

::: Cinderella :::

Cinderella was all done up and ready for the Ball. As she got into her carriage her Fairy God Mother told her she had to be home by midnight... (See more on the Shay Page)

::11:02:08::

::: bugaboo-bird :::

Q: What kind of bird won't leave you alone?... (See more on the Shay Page)

::09:30:08::

::: Every thing :::

I want to share every thing with you your joy. Your happiness... (See more on the Gabrial Page)

::06:27:08::

::: Single and Sober :::

I went to my friend’s engagement dinner/congratulatory party/death sentence on Friday and there wasn’t a bar. We toasted the soon to be bride and groom... (See more on the Fresh Banana Puddin' Page)

::06:15:08::

::: Liberation Advancement :::

Professor: Have you considered moving forward in your Women’s Studies? Perhaps going for a Graduate Degree in Feminism... (See more on the Rachel Eagle Reiter Page)

::06:11:08::

::: Freudy :::

You can use these phrases for bumper-stickers, tee-shirts... (See more on the Rachel Eagle Reiter Page)

::06:08:08::

::: Freud is Fab :::

Freudian Expressions you can use:
put them on tee-shirts, bumper-sticker,
or write them on your forehead with a
magic marker: do whatever you like... (See more on the Rachel Eagle Reiter Page)

::06:05:08::

::: Jimmy's Fear :::

Dramatic Dialogue - Rachel Eagle Reiter

W1: I need your help.

W2:
About... (See more on the Rachel Eagle Reiter Page)

::06:05:08::

::: Is Lauren in Love? :::

Dramatic Dialogue -[continued from...Jimmy's Fear]

W2:
How's Jimmy doing?

W1:
We found a good Psychiatrist... (See more on the Rachel Eagle Reiter Page)

::06:05:08::

::: Not Funny :::

M:
I've got a joke ABOUT YOU.

W:
I refuse to hear it... (See more on the Rachel Eagle Reiter Page)

::06:05:08::

::: Self-Meds :::

M1:
Hey...look at that stunningly beautiful woman getting her drink on, she keeps looking over here...between shots... (See more on the Rachel Eagle Reiter Page)

::06:05:08::

::: Man Takes Keys :::

W:
I've got a Joke for you...

M:
Tell me... (See more on the Rachel Eagle Reiter Page)

::06:05:08::

::: Nympho-Dessert :::

M1:
What sort of Dessert are you having if you go to bed with a Nymphomaniac?...(See more on the Rachel Eagle Reiter Page)

::06:05:08::

::: Pet :::

M1:
What's a Pet name for a Nymphomanic?... (See more on the Rachel Eagle Reiter Page)

::06:05:08::

::: Feminist Fantasy :::

M1:
I'm NEVER dating another Nymphomaniac again... (See more on the Rachel Eagle Reiter Page)

::06:05:08::

::: Pro-create! :::

Noticing their inventory was low, the local sperm bank... (See more on the JonJohn Page)

::06:05:08::

::: APA amusement :::

WOMAN1:
I'm concerned for you: you're not trying so hard at life--the way you used to... (See more on the Rachel Eagle Reiter Page)

::05:30:08::

::: Smoked Ribs :::

I found this great recipe in a Cook"s Illustrated magazine on how to make these awesome smoked ribs in your own oven. So, I marinated a rack of baby back pig ribs overnight in... (See more on the Booger Hank Page)

::05:30:08::

::: cup of comfort :::

PSYCHIC:
What question do you have for me?... (See more on the Rachel Eagle Reiter Page)

::05:30:08::

::: Robot Chat :::

I'm publishing this as a joke [and to some of you it will seem to be just that] but in reality there is NOTHING inane about the ROBOTIC REVOLUTION... (See more on the Rachel Eagle Reiter Page)

::05:26:08::

::: Cloverdale Police Log Haiku :::

Tagless pet runs wild
known by animal control
so what else is knew... (See more on the Booger Hank Page)

::05:23:08::

::: Strawberry innuendo :::

A strawberry farmer asks his wife, " If I said your lips were ripe strawberries would you give me a taste?"... (See more on the Maudlin Park Page)

::05:19:08::

::: dc comix :::

(See more on the JB Pravda Page)

::05:15:08::

::: Pleasure Cruise :::

(See more on the Booger Hank Page)

::04:30:08::

::: Ben Gay Day At The Kentucky Derby :::

Last year I took my psych meds and lathered my pain racked body in Ben-Gay and went to our local satellite racing facility here in California... (See more on the Joe Bauer Page)

::04:24:08::

::: Presidential Candidate - Burgers :::

New from McDonalds The "McCain Meal"
Burger King's New "Hillary BIG WHOPPER Burger."
Jack In The Box Announces " The JumbObamaJack ! "... (See more on the Joe Bauer Page)

::04:24:08::

::: Presidential Candidates - As American Idol Judges :::

McCain as Simon:
Hillary as Paula:
Obama as Randy: ... (See more on the Joe Bauer Page)

::04:24:08::

::: Presidential Candidates - Kentucky Derby Picks :::

The candidates have chosen their top three picks for the 2008 Kentucky Derby...
John McCain... Hillary ... Obama... (See more on the Joe Bauer Page)

::04:19:08::

::: Too Hot :::

One hot summer day, I asked my 5-year-old niece… (See more on the David Wyatt Page)

::04:19:08::

::: Elevated Elevator :::

What’s the deal with elevators.. How come no one talks in elevator. People don’t even look at each other. There is an obvious... (See more on the Bic Page)

::04:18:08::

::: Smart Guy :::

So, I was in Paris, France with a friend of mine and we saw this rambling lunatic walking... (See more on the Jade Shames Page)

::04:14:08::

::: Helen’s Face :::

Girl: Are you here to grant me my birthday-wish...

God-Mother: Whatever you wish, my child... (See more on the Rachel Eagle Reiter Page)

::04:14:08::

::: Whistles :::

Man1: Good Morning!

Walking woman: [ignores]... (See more on the Rachel Eagle Reiter Page)

::04:10:08::

::: Aged Like Fine Grocery Store Wine :::

Older Caucasion Male Seeking Similar Interest Female, Any Age / Race /Religion

Favorite Romantic Escpades:

Sharing intimate half-priced, early-bird meals at local... (See more on the Joe Bauer Page)

::04:08:08::

::: My Last Hot Flirt Session :::

I used to be a bellman at a small yet upscale hotel.

One day a lady my age and her close-to-ninety year old mother checked in and I grabbed their luggage and was... (See more on the Joe Bauer Page)

::04:08:08::

::: Vashti and Esther :::

Q. What’s the difference between a Vashti... (See more on the Rachel Eagle Reiter Page)

::04:08:08::

::: Nightmare :::

Q. What is the worst nightmare... (See more on the Rachel Eagle Reiter Page)

::03:31:08::

::: ManTalk :::

Man1:
Women have been encouraged along the path of sexual liberation so far that... (See more on the Rachel Eagle Reiter Page)

::03:31:08::

::: BodyTalk :::

Woman:
Everybody is getting their boobs done... Should I?... (See more on the Rachel Eagle Reiter Page)

::03:26:08::

::: Pet Sitting Good Times. A Night With Apollo! :::

I am a professional pet sitter. The pet sitting market has exploded all across the U.S.A. along with the nationwide... (See more on the Joe Bauer Page)

::03:24:08::

::: When Home Prices Come Falling Down Again :::

A little ditty for those of us who got shut out of the home buying market when prices went through the roof... (See more on the Joe Bauer Page)

::03:24:08::

::: BustTalk :::

WOMAN 1:
I’m getting implants.

WOMAN 2:
Don’t. Less is more... (See more on the Rachel Eagle Reiter Page)

::03:20:08::

::: High School Reunion Geek Sex Experience :::

I was a sad faced geek in high school back in the late 60's.

I was long necked tall and skinny with bad posture and pimply skin. I walked around in mostly a horney suicidal daze... (See more on the Joe Bauer Page)

::03:14:08::

::: First Time In L.A. :::

Dawn Wells ( Maryann from Gilligan’s Island ) was arrested a few months ago for erratic driving and having 4 half smoked joints in her car.... (See more on the Joe Bauer Page)

::02:19:08::

::: Thick :::

Your mother’s moustache... (See more on the Money Russ Page)

::02:19:08::

::: So Baaaad :::

The Knicks are so bad, last time... (See more on the Money Russ Page)

::02:19:08::

::: Being Late :::

Sorry, but the reason I was late was that I was pulled over... (See more on the Money Russ Page)

::02:18:08::

::: When I Was Younger :::

When I was in my twenties I used to worry about what everyone thought about me... (See more on the The Little Writer Page)

::02:15:08::

::: Doctor Chatter :::

Doctor1:  We cannot treat Nymphomania.  It is out of the question.  We will have... (See more on the Rachel Eagle Reiter Page)

::02:15:08::

::: The Bargain :::

RACHEL: My sweet, darling, perfect sister...

LEAH: What do YOU want... (See more on the Rachel Eagle Reiter Page)

::02:15:08::

::: Garden Chatter :::

GOD: Now, my children. Each of you are getting the boot. Go on. Get out of the garden... (See more on the Rachel Eagle Reiter Page)

::11:04:07::

::: 8 feet Tall :::

Teller: Did you hear about the guy who was...

::11:01:07::

::: Fish and Meat :::

What is the difference betwee... (See more on the Tony Page)

::10:29:07::

::: My Journey on the Appalachian Trail :::

Somewhere around my Sophomore year in college I began to feel a little tied down.  I was completing all of my coursework and having a great time but I couldn't help but feel like something was missing...

::10:24:07::

::: Bad Sequels :::

There are a lot of bad sequels out. There's a director now... (See more on the Jane Haze Page)

::10:24:07::

::: Robot Sex :::

It sucks when guys fall asleep after sex, but robots... (See more on the Jane Haze Page)

::10:23:07::

::: Was Up Boo? :::

Teller: Did you hear about the ghost that lived in the...

::10:23:07::

::: Souper Hero :::

Teller: Did you hear about the guy who could read
minds after...

::10:23:07::

::: Russian Football :::

Teller:  Did you hear that they tried to start a football team in Moscow...

::10:23:07::

:::Gay Marriage :::

I was having a very heated discussion with my brother over the gay marriage issue. His argument was... (See more on the Crankee Yankee Page)

::09:20:07::

Do black folks like Chicken, No, black folks Love Chicken! Do black folks like watermelon, No, black folks Love watermelon... I don't know... Check out this YouTube video...

::09:15:07::

Today's ebonic' word is feena'. Let's use it in a sentence... (See more on the Sammy D Page)

::08:07:07::

Today's ebonic' word is omelet. Let's use it in a sentence “I shudda' slapped da f*ck out yo ass for what you did but omelet' dat sh*t go”!

Submitted by: ~ Luck

::07:26:07::

“Things you do not want your doctor to say ” "Damn that thing wide open now… I'm hoping... (See more on the Sammy D Page)

Reasons why People break up "Girl, you almost make me wanna... (See more on the Sammy D Page)

::12:20:06::

“Things you do not want to hear” So when you say leave... You mean come back later... (See more on the Sammy D Page)

::11:02:06::

“Things you do not want to hear” "Well it is our first date but asking for a dry hump isn't too... (See more on the Sammy D Page)