::: Things you do not want your doctor to say :::

"Damn that thing wide open now. I'm hoping in!" A doctor after delivering a baby.

"But on the real you don't need that" A doctor explaining why he cut out a good eye.

"Your jaw will be sore for another day or two" A dentist that didn't use tools during a checkup.

"Damn I can't find my Ipod?" A surgeon looking for his mp3 player after performing a quadruple bypass heart surgery.

Written by: ~ Sammy D

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