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Rachel Eagle Reiter

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::: Helen’s Face :::

Girl: Are you here to grant me my birthday-wish...

God-Mother: Whatever you wish, my child.

Girl: Then, grant me the Feminine Influence of Helen of Troy.

God-Mother: You ask for so little--when you are capable of so much: I will give you that...and more...

Girl: Whatever you give me I will be glad to receive.

God-Mother: Helen’s is the face that launched a thousand ships...but yours will launch tens of thousands...

Written by: ~ Rachel Eagle Reiter

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