::06:05:08::

::: Feminist Fantasy :::

M1:
I'm NEVER dating another Nymphomaniac again.

M2:
Eh--they're not so bad: I don't mind them. I mean look at this way, they're putting out BEFORE you even take them out to dinner. Don't get me wrong--they're not exactly my favorite feminine flavor--but at least you know you can get it cheap and easy. They throw out their bodies like trash.

M1:
Well, I'm sick of sleeping with trash. Do you want to know what the last one wanted to do to me?

M2:
Oh I don't know--chain you to her bed and keep you there all week?

M1:
She wanted to put on a dildo and ride my A--

M2:
You have got to be kidding.

M1:
I wish I was.

M2:
What gave her that Crazy idea?

M1:
Ever since she started hanging around feminists--talking about being sexually liberated--and trying all sorts of new things--

M2:
Just stay away from her.

M1:
Know any Good Girls?

M2:
I think I know a couple--but they're hard-to-get.

M1:
Look--I'm alright with a challenge, just so long as they're not feminists, and they don't keep dildos around.

Written by: ~ Rachel Eagle Reiter