::: Reasons why People break up:::

"Girl, you almost make me wanna be with just you"

"I would marry you but I don't want to feel bad when I cheat on you"

"Can you blame me for cheating look at her.....now look at you!"

"You said be home by 2 you didn't say by 2 today?"

"Hey, your daughter showed me the love I needed!"

"You act like me getting head from your grandma was wrong!"

"Cheating, I prefer the term meeting new people"

"How does that count as cheating when I just put the head in"

"Between You and your Mother...choices"

"Damn that is right I didn't strap up with your sister"

Maury: "You are not the father!"

Written by: ~ Sammy D