::03:31:08::

::: BodyTalk :::

Woman:
Everybody is getting their boobs done... Should I?

Man:
Are you everybody? Or are you, YOU?

Woman:
It was just a question.

Man:
You have Kate Moss’s breasts.

Woman:
No, I think I have a little more cleavage than Kate has.

Man:
Your tits are Kate’s and you have her bellybutton, too.

Woman:
Have you studied her so well...

Man:
She’s perfect--so why would you want to change what’s Kate’s.

Woman:
These are not Kate’s; they’re mine.

Man:
Still, why would you want to change--what’s perfect?

Woman:
I promise--I won’t--change my bellybutton.

Man:
Or your breasts? Or anything? O.k.?

Woman:
Do you mind if I change my dress, at least?

Man:
No don’t change it. Just let it slide off.

Woman:
Promise you won’t be thinking of Kate...

Written by: ~ Rachel Eagle Reiter