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::: Joke Factory :::

While in Iraq four soldiers walked into a bar the first soldier was Black, the second was White the third was Hispanic and the fourth soldier was Asian.The bartender looked up and said "What the fuck are you doing here?"

On a porn set an actress slipped and fell face first into a actors penis sustaining a eye injury.The physician on the set said she would be ok but she might be a little cockeyed from now on.

A drug addict was found breaking into a local city zoo attacking caged chimpanzees when asked why he replied "It was the only way I could kick this habit and get the monkey off my back".

A one armed man was hailing a taxi and got a midget for his driver.

While crawling around a bathroom a roach fell into a toilet.He was not a good swimmer and knew he could drown and die at any moment.He was so scared that his life flashed before his eyes he screamed out loud "WHAT IS THE MEANING OF MY LIFE!" and right next to him was a turd that turned and said "Shit If I know?"

While at work a man on a ladder said "look everybody Im on the ladder of success Im moving up in the company" at that precise same time his boss walked by and threw gasoline on him and lit a match and said "Your fired"

A couple in wheelchairs got into an argument one of them said to the other as they wheeled away "Don't you turn your back on me and walk away!"

While at a restaurant a husband and wife waited for there drink orders when it arrived the husband said "Waiter i didn't order this beer and my wife didn't order this lemonade".The waiter replied "Oh sorry about that" and zipped up his pants and walked away.

Written by: ~ Sammy D