::: Cloverdale Police Log Haiku :::

Tagless pet runs wild
known by animal control
so what else is knew?

Driver drinks and drives
on crank into smallish tree
not unlike Bush, George

Again, cat in tree
alarms fire department
ends with controlled burn

Smell of gas; propane
or possibly limburger
from old folks abode

Domestic assault
police were unanimous
she had it coming

Vagrant removed from
construction port-a-potty
yet still smells like pee

Milkman looses grip
bottles, like newspapers, fly
soon to leave court sour

Written by: ~ Booger Hank

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