::: Jokes of the Day :::

::09:15:07::

Today's ebonic' word is feena'. Let's use it in a sentence "I was feena' go to da' store but I'm waitin' for the mail man to bring my check"!

Written by: ~ Sammy D

::08:16:04::

I was given a Joke today... Like to hear it... here it goes... " Can a Homeless Person be put on house arrest?"

Written by: ~ Sammy D

::06:17:04

If somebody is robbing you and they don't have arms is it still armed robbery?

If we didn't call midgets "midgets" what would we call them?

If you had an eye by your ass. Could you see sh*t?

If you have no hands or knees are you handicapped?

When you know its time to run the hell away: Why the hell are you putting hot sauce on my arm pit?

If a hungry homeless baby sucks a nipple without permission is that sexual assault?

When it all falls down: "so your mother has always had that beard"?

When it all falls down: You come home and find your mother with a "strap on" hitting your wife from the back.

When it all falls down: Somebody is selling lemonade near a bathroom.

When it all falls down: Somebody throws a box of bullets in the air and you get shot!

When it all falls down: I just want to stab you a couple of times until you get a feel for it.

Written by: ~ Sammy D