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Sammy D

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::: Things you do not want to hear :::

So when you say leave... You mean come back later...right?

You have to go out of town. Well I can wait right here until you come back.

What do you mean how did I get in? I made a copy of the key when I first met you at church.

You know your breath smells like that. and you're ok with it?

Man sloppy seconds filthy fourths I still want her.

Man stop complaining... Just put some ice on that gunshot wound.

Paid for... Stolen... same thing.

So... Your mother and father are the same person?

Written by: ~ Sammy D

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