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::: ManTalk :::

Man1:
Women have been encouraged along the path of sexual liberation so far that...

Man2:
That they are becoming sex-addicts.

Man1:
It used to be more of a male issue. You know--guys just can’t get enough. But now...

Man2:
Now our daughters want to be porn-stars. Our sisters marry men who will give them the most orgasms regardless of whether or not they make good fathers.

Man1:
Remember when they used to treat this sort of thing. What was it called?

Man2:
Nymphomania, but now the appropriate term is simply sex-addiction. Because women think that if you call them what they are then you are being sexist.

Man1:
I remember the days when women used to be hard-to-get. We actually had to pursue. To be men. To use our hunter-instincts. Now, they just lay it out on the table like whores.

Man2:
Men who have wives that are whoring around should have them get clitorectomies.

Man1:
You’re not serious.

Man2:
I am. They call it labiaplasty. If some part of the female anatomy needs to be tightened or if some part needs to be reduced or taken out, the docs do it.

Man1:
Isn’t that illegal.

Man2:
Nah. Women want it. They like for it to look just perfect down there. I think some women need it. Some of them screw like men and have monster clits. Hey look, it’s more humane than locking them up. That’s what we used to do to females who were sexed-up--all-outa-control.

Man1:
Seems like we’ve made progress.

Man2:
Yes and no. Don’t ask me why--but--there will always be the kind of men who prefer whores.

Man1:
I know why. Because they secretly want to be women so they like a woman with the aggression of a man.

Man2:
Please--don’t even--go there.

Written by: ~ Rachel Eagle Reiter