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::: Vashti and Esther :::

Q. What’s the difference between a Vashti and an Esther?

A. A Vashti refuses to come when her husband calls her. And an Esther submissively approaches her husband, even when she hasn’t been called.

Q. Why was Vashti replaced by Esther?

A. Because Vashti refused to be a trophy-wife.

Q. What did Esther touch on her way in to see her husband?

A. His sceptor.

Q. What was the Big Secret that Esther kept from her husband--that she did not tell him--until she felt the timing was right?

A. That she was a Jewess.

Q. Why was the king advised to punish Vashti for being stubborn and refusing to obey her husband?

A. So that there would not be an uprising among women--who followed in the footsteps of the Queen. And so that men--royal or common/ high or low--continue to be revered by their wives.

Q. Women today are more like Vashti or more like Esther?

A. Every generation has its mixture of Vashtis and Esthers.

Q. Feminism tends to celebrate which kind of woman--a Vashti or an Esther?

A. A Vashti.

Q. Which kind of woman--a Vashti or an Esther--is celebrated more--by the Jewish People?

A. Esther is celebrated by the Jews, more than Vashti.

Written by: ~ Rachel Eagle Reiter

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