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::: Strawberry innuendo :::

A strawberry farmer asks his wife, " If I said your lips were ripe strawberries would you give me a taste?"

Farmer's wife replies, " Yes, you can taste, as long as you plow the strawberry patch afterwards."

Strawberry farmer grins, " Those were the lips I was talking about!"

The farmer's wife retorts with a smile of her own, " And so when you presciently said 'ripe' you know it’s my time of the month, right?"

" Strawberry love stains?" says the strawberry farmer, shaking his head.

Written by: ~ Maudlin Park