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::: Doctor Chatter :::

Doctor1:  We cannot treat Nymphomania.  It is out of the question.  We will have the feminists on our back--like a green-eyed-monster.

Doctor2:  Should we allow a green-eyed-monster to control the Medical Board or should we do what is best for the women of America.

Doctor1:  The women of America want sexual liberation.  We will be perceived as villains and we will be accused of trying to control their bodies.

Doctor2:  There is a certain Nymphomaniac who comes to my office:  she tells me that if her husband doesn’t ‘give it to her’ at least three times a day she goes absolutely mad.  The husband says it’s impossible for him to satisfy her.  They do it once before breakfast and once after dinner; but he is unable to make it home, do her, and go back to work all in one lunch break.

Doctor3:  She needs drugs.

Doctor4:  She needs to be put away.

Doctor5:  You’re both wrong.  He needs a faster car.

Written by: ~ Rachel Eagle Reiter