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::: BustTalk :::

WOMAN 1:
I’m getting implants.

WOMAN 2:
Don’t. Less is more.

WOMAN 1:
Why is less more?

WOMAN 2:
Because with less you can do more. Run. Dance. Sleep on your tummy. Just ask your Man: he will say they are more yummy. First because they are the real deal and small enough to taste. They don’t get more attention than your face. They don’t slow down your pace. They don’t sag: they stay in their place. You can run a race--without underwire or tape. You can wear sexy, classy dresses in any style or cut and go brafree without looking like a slut. And you look better when you age. Less chance of being droopy and that’s just ugly. Better chance of staying perky. They are modest and easy to hide. When you’re past 55 you just don’t show cleavage to the world and you don’t want to draw attention to that area. The bigger the scarier.

WOMAN 1:
I guess you don’t think that implants are tasteful.

WOMAN 2:
Haven’t you heard the expression:
More than a handful is wasteful?

WOMAN 1:
But I look like a little girl.

WOMAN 2:
You look like you kept your youth and innocence; and that, my friend, is a pearl.

WOMAN 1:
For real: bust-size has nothing to do with innocence.

WOMAN 2:
It’s the illusion that counts. Don’t despise being girlish. Small breasts are the new fetish. And when women begin to get reductions--well, you will be naturally ahead of them.

WOMAN 1:
So, you think, small breasts are where it’s at?

WOMAN 2:
No, I guarantee it.

Written by: ~ Rachel Eagle Reiter