::06:05:08::

::: Self-Meds :::

Setting: A BAR

M1:
Hey...look at that stunningly beautiful woman getting her drink on, she keeps looking over here...between shots...

M2:
Forget her.

M1:
Jealous, she's not looking at you?

M2:
You're not here every week, I am...and so is she. She goes home with a new guy every visit...and I hear stories...trust me, you DON'T want to touch that.

M1:
I think you're wrong, and stupid. Any straight guy would want to touch that. No attachment... I just want to see what I can get.

M2:
I'll tell you what you will get. You will get the most depressed woman.

M1:
She looks pretty happy to me. And pretty hot.

M2:
Look. She's only happy when she gets her drink on and when she's getting off: those are her two self-meds. She's hot alright--so hot she will FREAK on you if you don't keep it going...

M1:
How long...an hour?

M2:
Until she's had an Orgasm for every one of her personality disorders. You got that kind of time?

M1:
You're right, forget it. I'm just looking for sex, I'm not looking to be a doctor.

Written by: ~ Rachel Eagle Reiter