::06:05:08::

::: Man Takes Keys :::

Code: W=woman; M=Man
[You could have guessed that]

W:
I've got a Joke for you...

M:
Tell me.

W:
What Disorder does a Wife have if she always wants to take the Keys?

M:
A wasting all my Money on Gas disorder.

W:
No.

M:
An I've got to have all the control disorder.

W:
Close, but No.

M:
Give it up already, Woman.

W:
Phallic Drive
Get it?
Phallic DRIVE

M:
Yes, I get it; it's one of your Freudian Jokes.

W:
It's just a Joke--you know; it doesn't mean you get to take control of the Keys.

M:
No--I think you're serious.

W:
I'm Joking!

M:
You're serious; I want to protect your Sexual Health; I had better take the Keys, otherwise you might come down with Phallic Envy, Nymphomania, and Freud knows what else.

Written by: ~ Rachel Eagle Reiter