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::: generation z part IV :::

the postmodern dramatists
would you be surprised if i told you that you were the main character of a famous cable tv show. your mannerisms, your moods, your fashion, your actions and style were adored throughout the world. The missteps you took, the secrets you broke, have been forgiven by the millions who watched your story unfold in bursts of excitement, sadness and sympathy. and those times in your relationships when everything you said you meant the opposite, well that kinda situational irony wins laughs all over. and who can forget(or remember) those "episodes" when you drank a little "excessive" and... well a lot of viewers had different reactions, but all of them kept watching. Even the moments when you were bored, just sitting, or eating, well that was entertaining too. viewers of all ages strongly identify with people that sit, and eat, its endearing. But hears the thing, as you have arrived at this "word" your show's ratings have begun to slip. i know this little revelation must be very exciting, but try not to let on like you know your on camera. If you could be funny like the older you but with some of that newer you edginess, we know ratings would be huge. don't worry, just act natural, but not too natural(its off-putting) and maybe could you wear some of those hip-to-be-square, reading glasses, it will show kids its cool to be a tech-savvy intellectual.

ok, and now that you know, we will be submitting you trendy suggestions and hot tips for zany things you could do to entertain us. you probably don't realize how important you are. we have been collecting fan mail for weeks, here's a sample: hey man, i like your show. it reminds me that my life isn't that bad, and it gives me hope that i could have my own show too. keep up the stupid antics, your pal,
Kevin Henderson
Boise, Idaho

Written by: ~ Jesse Driscoll