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::: Political Limericks Vol. 1:::

Gas prices are a crime
Those execs should do time
When I drive to the store
I’m so poor anymore
All I have left is a dime

Scooter Libby lied to the jury
Caught, he began to worry
But did he do time
For committing his crime
No, Bush let him out early

About the war in Iraq
How did we get so off track
We’ve been there five years
So much blood, sweat and tears
I think it’s time we came back

If I hear John McCain say “My Friends”
One more time It’ll give me the bends
And my brain will go blank
In an oxygen tank
Until this saying just ends

Hillary dillary dock
Is going to run out the clock
But the longer she’s in
The republicans win
Hillary dillary dock.

Written by: ~ Joe Bauer