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::: Cinderella :::

Cinderella was all done up and ready for the Ball. As she got into her carriage her Fairy God Mother told her she had to be home by midnight: If she did she would live happily ever after. If she did not her vagina would turn into a pumpkin!
Well, midnight came and went. So did 1:00am, 2:00am, 3:00am... Finally as the sun was beginning to rise Cinderella came strolling up the driveway. Standing on the porch with her foot tapping and arms crossed was the Fairy God Mother saying, "Well? How did Prince Charming like your vagina turning into a pumpkin?". "Oh," Cinderella says with a chuckle,"I didn't go to the Ball with Prince Charming. I went with Peter Peter Pumkin Eater!"

Written by: ~ Shay