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::: Presidential Candidate - Burgers :::

New from McDonalds The "McCain Meal"

My friends, this is one "mean" burger and meal.

Seared on our "hot tempered" grill and smothered with angry red Arizona heat barbeque sauce, our new McCain burger will really "raise cain" with your taste buds and put a real P.O.W. in your life.

After tasting just "one" of our new McCain meal burgers with it's accompanying 50 millimeter thick fries and delicious mortar shell sized milkshakes, my friends... you'll probably be willing to go to war to get another one!

So, the next time you or your kids start having a combat creating burger craving, launch a pre-emptive strike at your local McDonalds and zero in on one of our new McCain Meals.

My friends, we guarantee you ...they will be all the rage!

Burger King's New "Hillary BIG WHOPPER Burger."

You'll run and duck for cover under fire to get one of our new Hillary BIG WHOPPER Burgers as they will really cater to your "special interests."

Those of you who crave "more experience" in your burgers will truly appreciate the honest and unexaggerated claims of our latest effort to satisfy your long time hunger needs ( especially Democrats ) for a real winner.

And we guarantee you your dollar Bill won't cheat on you when you try one of our new Hillary BIG WHOPPER Burgers ...so drive through one of our quality restaurants and order right N.O.W.

Jack In The Box Announces " The Obama Jack ! "

All across the country people are clamoring for change! Well folks, here it is.

You'll shout "That's Wright!" the minute you taste this change satisfying burger.

We've sensed an urgency in your need for something more than hyper-inflated, bland tasting and boring corporate sounding name burgers that do nothing for working class families but stress them out!

The answer to this need is the " Obama Jack "

A "liberal" serving of real beefy hunk delight with warm fresh buns and healthy colored ingredients, the Obama Jack is cool looking, intelligently created and so middle class affordable it's almost "negotiable!"

What more could you ask for folks? You don't need experience to enjoy something with this much potential !

Our new Obama Jack "change" burger is the answer to those old corporate burgers that basically say "you're on your own" with bland taste ..."you're on your own" with inflated and too expensive prices..."you're on your own" with messed up orders from boring burger names clerks can't pronounce.

Now when you drive through your nearest Jack In The Box...and the clerk asks you "what's your order please?" all you gotta do is say is "Obama Jack" And when they say "Obama Jack" back...you just shout out..." That's Wright ... AN OBAMA JACK.....JACK !"

We can make this change work people. Join with us folks. Order your new Obama Jack today.

Oprah will love you for this.

Written by: ~ Joe Bauer

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