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Older Caucasion Male Seeking Similar Interest Female, Any Age / Race /Religion

Favorite Romantic Escpades:

Sharing intimate half-priced, early-bird meals at local diners on slow nights ( dutch ), browsing deperate rainy day garage sales and thrift shops, going on free demo food weekend safaris, metal detecting abandoned city parks on moonlit nights.

Favorite Sports and Recreational Activities:

Pogo stick jumping ( rentals), lost golf ball hunting , retrieving and rechecking discarded lotto scratchers, competetive kitchen and bathroom cleaning and disinfecting, antique nut cracker collecting.

Favorite Snugglies:

Rubbing medicated ointments on each other’s skin anomalies...oh yes!

Favorite Romantic Songs:

Muskrat Love, Danke Shoen, Having My Baby, Afternoon Delight, Seasons In The Sun, I Write The Songs, In The Year 2525, Gypsies-Tramps And Thieves, Sugar Sugar, Pina Colada Song.

Lets meet each other’s mother!

Hot Catch In California Still Available....

Oh oh, have to go ... coming mother!

Written by: ~ Joe Bauer

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